Best. Roommate. Ever.
My own roommate sent this to me, and not only is this HILARIOUS (tears are streaming down my face right now), there’s a part about reading, which makes it relevant to y’all.
Here’s one quote of many hysterical ones:
Email me! I’ll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I’d like to bang before I die.