You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
Lord Byron's Bloomers: rostovs: onarollercoastergoingup: kataanging: jamess-earring: Augustus...
Augustus and Hazel go clubbing
The Fault In Our Bars
Augustus and Hazel run out of gas
The Fault In Our Cars
Augustus and Hazel become astronauts
The Fault In Our Mars
Augustus and Hazel take music lessons
Augustus and Hazel go to Ruby Tuesday
The Fault in Our Salad Bars
Augustus and Hazel try to go to Cuba
The Fault in Our Cigars
Augustus and Hazel go to the carnival
The Fault in Our Bumper Cars
LOL I submitted the above text to When Parents Text early last year, and it got chosen for WPT’s “Best of 2012” list. It’s under “Lauren’s Favorite”. What an honor.
yes youre the only one who got the joke. all of us other non english majors could not decode this strange nerdly satire and alas the joke was lost to us and our thick skulls! damn it all! perhaps you could explain this complicated articulation when you can find the time in between all your english majoring?
This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
Haha I think I’ve posted this before but it’s just too good.
(Source: desolatewanderlust, via insomniacauthor)
Typical exchanges between The YW Review’s Further Reading Editor, MacKenzie, and me.
Also it’s true about Kindles and blowdryers.
Some really beautiful figurative language for your viewing pleasure
My friend rosepwn sent me this because she is hilarity. I think 2, 5, and 9 are my favorites.