Write a story that is a includes some of the things you hate to see when reading. I’m coining this a “cucumber story” because I hate cucumbers (as a food, not as an aspect of literature).

For example, mine would be:

  1. First person present tense
  2. Involve an unhealthy romantic relationship between weak characters that is completely unbelievable
  3. Full of adverbs

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    NOO. NOOOO, I HATE FIRST PERSON PRESENT TENSE TOO MUCH
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    ARGH FIRST PERSON PRESENT TENSE ARGH BAD ROMANCES AND INSTA-LOVE For me, I would add “no plot visible until 100 or 200...
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